"Of course, it all makes sense now . . . There's no reason I can't eat dogs too!"
@The Legit Slim Shady, Said the Asians.
@The Legit Slim Shady, would you please stand up
@The Legit Slim Shady, oh I remember that pic
@The Legit Slim Shady, "if other people are doing it, I'd be willing to try it. I'm adventurous."
@Wrestling Quotes, *Stands up and puts one of those fingers on each hand up.
@The Legit Slim Shady, I remember that bear picture!
And the other one is a cow.
@Bould3r, *Cleveland Brown* oh that's nasty.
@Bould3r, i lold
@Bould3r, Top lel
@Bould3r, this comment.. This made me laugh even harder than the picture.
Cuz dog meat is tough and flavorless
Because in our ancient history as hunter-gatherers we used dogs for hunting because they are lean predators and are able to take down prey larger than they can eat.
Because the dogs had more use and were beneficial to keep alive than to eat, as the dog would aid us in acquiring more meat than the dog itself had.
Cows on the other hand, wipe vast plains away destroying all vegetation, emit toxic gases and fumes in masse damaging ecosystems, and SHlT ALL OVER the place, and their feces isn't even fertile to the grass (unlike dogs), rather causing paracites and poisonous mushrooms to grow instead of helping grass be replaced.
Science, BlTCH! Do you speak it?
@Frampt, I DO!
@Frampt, um this isn't science your just a weird ass bitch city kid who might know about dogs but you clearly don't know anything about beef cattle or any type of cattle for the whole part and I'm pretty sure you've never seen or been around a real life cow, heifer, steer, bullr calf in your life and if you have what's the difference between a cow and a steer?
@CPT badAss, ooo I know, it has all to do with the sex.
Dude you're so deep I can't even see you.
*insert racist Chinese joke here*
Why not eat both? "Mexican music and everyone picks up little hispanic girl"
Korean person: I dont get it
I love both of them, I just prefer the cow's love to be in meat form.
Well, I'm Filipino so... PUPPY ADOBO!!
@ZeMochiPowah, WOO HOO PINOY POWA!
Bltch please they both are
Mmm I love those korean hamburgers!
I been a true fan of funny pics for years since the 1st iPhone came out in 2007 ...and today I decided to try ifunny and its funny compared to what struck pixel has done recently
@G unit, good for you
@G unit, SHUN THE NON BELIEVER
@G unit, G stands for gangsta. Unit stands for u n*ggas in trouble. Better lock and load on the double G u-NET!! *read again in posh English accent*
I would eat the dog...
Because cows smell bad and can be turned into delicious hamburger.
I showed this to my Asian friend. He didn't get it
As an Asian myself (Chinese specifically) I always shudder a bit when I see these pictures because I know that the comments section will be filled with Asian jokes. I mean "ok we get it, there are some Asian countries that eats an animal we consider a pet" Indians don't mock Americans for eating an animal they consider to be sacred, and Scary Mike doesn't get a hernia when we eat lamb chops (or does he?). Ok rant off.
Because one can't trample you to death.
Living on a farm you learn that all a cow does is whit and it. A dog is a loyal loving animal, to compare them should be a crime
And the other eats its own sh*t
Who says I can't have a cow for a pet and eat a dog this is MURICA
McDonald's has dog burgers.
That cow is suffering from anorexia...
Koreans are already there
Yes my picture finally got posted!!!
*asain voice* I don't get it
Because the Vietnamese eat dogs and love cows, while Americans love dogs and eat cows.
Guy in China: I guess I could eat cows too...
The Chinese beg to differ...
I have actually eaten both. I'm not joking I dont care if I get downvoted for this.
@Theguydownunder, thank christ you don't care. I was worried for a second there that you might might get flustered, enraged even, over the possibility of being down voted. But now I can see this proverbial "writing on the wall", and it reads: Attention Whore.
Well... What kinda love are we talking about here *porn music plays*
I need to pay my friend back for posting my number on here and telling people to say "The tacos are coming" I need help.
Aaaaaand it's Canada
Who says I don't love them both?
And the other is delish sus- *gets slapped by batman for even thinking of chopping up dog for sushi. *
This doesn't apply to Asians
if "animals are people" then they are people that we can eat.
Asain powers turning on... must eat dog
Because cows produce harmful gasses, and so they must be punished. We just came up with an awesome method.
Asians don't discriminate
*insert Asian guy* I don't get it
Because we are Vietnamese!
Dog makes a pretty fine meal..
Mercy for animals Canada
Because one was domesticated and meant to be a friend to man while the other is meant to reproduce to provide us with food to eat.
*waits for hippy vegetarians to comment*
Asian girl-"Why not both?"
Soo... You're saying we should eat dogs, too?