I don't know what to do with this information.
@Gray wolf, you store it in your mind and one day you will masturbate use this in a conversation.
@Gray wolf, I do *goes into Walmart*
@Gray wolf, become a new hero... The tesco turtle... Saving old lady's from high prices and heavy grocerys
@Gray wolf, I know what I'm gonna do, become a fvckin human turtle that's what
@Gray wolf, You can do whatever you want with this information. NO ONE CAN STOP YOU!
@Gray wolf, Be a Grocery Turtle
@Gray wolf, become a new hero... The tesco turtle... Saving old ladies from heavy shopping and high prices...
@Gray wolf, attack your local grocery store
@Gray wolf, head to the nearest walmart and just doing. Make sure you wear a horse mask.
@Gray wolf, you can become a grocery turtle
@Gray wolf, dont accidentally build a desk with it
Nobody will be cutting off his pretty cock.
@Statefarmer, my feels are in the random section
@Tenac, this month has spawned many future confusing moments for those venturing through the random section
@Statefarmer, like a good neighbor state farm is there...With a knife!
@Statefarmer, Hey I have a few questions concerning auto insurance.
@SimonPetrikov, Sure, ask away!
@IWishIWasBritish, be careful with the jingle!!!
@Tenac, I am in the random section... Such confuse...
@Violent Grape, much wonders
Instructions weren't clear enough, ended up in jail with shopping cart up my anus
Nothing will be able to stop me. This will show those judgemental free sample people.
I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER
Instructions weren't clear enough, got my pretty cock cut off by a psycho bitch
Repost story time, once it was really late so I went in my bathroom to get a drink out of my water bottle (don't no why it was in there) but as soon as I took a sip out of my bottle and it felt like I swallowed a spikeball and I spit it out and there was a cockroach. I screamed like a little girl had nightmares for weeks and burned the bottle
I'll be right back
MOVE BITCHES, THE POPTARTS ARE MINE
Who comes up with this sh*t
Hey! Been here a few years and just joined the comment world.
Directions weren't clear enough, I ended up bleeding out in an alley with no clothes on and suffering from amnesia
@Titz McGee, I'm also missing my cute cock
I tried this.. The lump on the back of my head seems to suggest I did it wrong
@The Man With The Golden Gun, DOES NOONE ELSE SEE THE LONGEST USERNAME EVER HERE?!?!
TO THE STORE
Girl in fourth frame - "dat ass"
Now try getting out
I'm a bagger at a store, people please don't really do this!
We will who is invincible see once I flip you over
It looks like somebody took a picture of a comic.
You know how people have said they have been on this app for a long time? But no one notices when stuckpixel reposts a picture from a long time ago
Girls should NOT try this...
Suppries butt sex mothafka
Instructions clear enough. Now the army is after me and hasn't done a thing yet.
Directions unclear, accidently cut my dick off.
Lady: Sir, may I help y— are you fu king kidding me...
Behind him is the kid who got bit by a dad
Directions unclear, got d*ck stuck in ceiling fan
Somebody could just push him over onto his back.
Directions weren't clear enough. My scrotum got caught in one of the cart's wheels and I now have a membership for Planet Fitness.
After being an awesome a$$ grocery turtle, I'd probably panic if i couldn't get out of the cart
I'm pretty sure he is turtley enough to join the turtle club. Turtle turtle.
4)Grind random people while in shopping cart turtle position
Ooh, dat ass.
This is just a poor quality repost.
If u remember this repost, welllllll then u know the rest
I I I have a great urge to do this now
Instructions weren't clear enough got d!ck stuck in a chocolate cake
The cart is heavy tho..........
If you read it backwards it's a comic about a guy who's stuck in the toddler seat of a shopping cart
Directions too vague, got my dick stuck in a blender.
I recently tried to fit in the toddler seat......my genitals *whimper*.....never again
Instructions were not clear enough I ended up as a shopping basket bird