Prepare yer anushole ye of little faith for enlightment is about to strike its palm across your facecheeks harder than Kanye West strikes his wife.
*throws phone at wall violently*
@I shjt you not, I'm so frustrated right now. A post all about dicks and we didn't see that coming?! For shame.
@Decimater , We have all failed.
@I shjt you not, I knew something about this would piss me off so I didn't read it and judging by the comments I made a wise decision. NEXT PIC!
@I shjt you not, you know you loved it
@I shjt you not, once I was playing fnaf2 and the puppet got me so I threw my phone at the wall, but that was because I was scared.
@I shjt you not, Lol make me think of "Best Rage Ever" by Azuritereaction
@I shjt you not, *VIOLENTLY THROWS FISTS IN AIR AND YELLS AT THE SKY*
Sky: *sobbing* "W-why do they always d-do this to m-me?"
That happened. That happened and we all let it happen.
@Shotgunhr, We could stop it from happening again....
@Shotgunhr, I don't laugh out loud to comments often, but I did when I read yours!
@Shotgunhr, once I saw "penis" I speed reading, scrolled to the bottom, then quickly down voted the "picture" for being worthless.
I really didn't expect that and I've been on this app for 5 years.... what is wrong with me?
I shouldn't have been surprised, and yet here we are.
Good thing I checked how long it was before I didn't read it.
@WiiMessi, hey me too
@Pool boy till I die, yea ha me too high five for all of us lazy readers.
Sigh.... I saw it coming but had to keep reading
@InsertWittyUsername, excuse me can I get on your boat?
The best d!ckbutt post ever, Shotgunhr you win
@Assassinator2399, sorry it showed the wrong poster I meant Out of Context
That's gotta be the longest setup for that ever.
A quick search shows that all (except that damm last one) are real, and even more, infact, do look like d!cks.
I saved this one for last because I thought it was going to be good, never have I been so wrong. The parallel universe gif was much better.
@Paschdaddy, I thought so, too
*Starts slow clap
@LiableBalance, *Sharpens dagger as people start clapping*
@Death to Dickbutt, *loads shotgun shells into gun*
Should have seen that coming
I enjoyed this. But the comments were the best
So glad I scrolled all the way down first
I'm gonna kill someone
@Pun Assassin, but there was no pun
Always when you least expect it
@Out of Context, i love what you put in the description
I was really not expecting that. Well played Out of Context, well played...
I didn't think it was going to happen. I thought it would just be something interesting to learn how some ancient language happened to look like d!cks, but no. I read the whole thing thinking "this is pretty interesting" and I finally scroll far enough and low and behold dick-but shows up. I fell over on my couch and laughed for a whole minute until it ended in a coughing fit.
Two lines in my dickbutt sense started tingling, also in other news apparently I have a dickbutt spidey sense.
It looks like you took it out of context.
I'm ashamed to see I didn't see it coming.
What a waste of my time.
Damn. I'll be honest. I was not expecting that. Good work. *slow claps*
#dickbutt #shotgunhr #ishjtyounot
Did anyone else skip to the end just see if it was worth reading?