I used to beat my dick like it owed me money.
@Stabby, Used to???
@877CashNow, He eventually paid me back.
@877CashNow, you walked right into that...
@Stabby, comment of the year, made me laugh out loud. X'-D
@Maiq the Liar, haha ill take it thank you!
@Stabby, self abuse never ends
To bash some heads with a meat tenderizer? Or am I reading the signals wrong...
Beat the meat ;)
@surpriseHOMEBOY, like I'm a f***ing butcher and I'm gonna punk the p***y like I'm Ashton kutcher
It's always that time of day.
I have the weirdest boner right now.
Hammer my beef? Still sounds like jerking off.
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T BEAT YOUR MEAT?!
Can't touch this..
Oh hang on,? Ahh 😁
It's hammer time - Oh wait...
Time to toot the devils flute
Again? I've already done it three times today.
Going to yank my wank
That's a tenderizer. Not a beater.