"Mom said it's my turn to use the Xbox."
@BigPurpleFather, and then you get mad and throw the controller which by some demonic possession hooks a hard right and hits him in the face and you be like please don’t tell mom, I’m sorry.
@Jwinters4, whoever downvoted you is a little brother lol
“Why The fvck my bowl empty”
Somebody please give him a kilt
Ayyy bruh, you pretend to throw that ball one more time and I swear I'll bury you next to those bones.
This made me laugh more than it should have. Here have an upvote
He's here for your fake leg
When the dog spends a week with a karate black belt
It’s Sir Didymus’s brother! Sir Liftymus!
*Walks up to the salty spittoon*
“Right this way, sir”
Scrappy Dappy Doo
Pet wallet 2.0
Have a schnauzer they are amazing dogs