Carefully place genitals on table
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, how to scar off any opponent
@Captain3rdwheel, *scare But I also plan to scar them for life
All I can think is "You put your penis in. You put your penis out. You put your penis in and you shake it all about."
@ Patalie Nortman, I mean that's essentially sex.
@Sniper of Puns, What if people sang it during sex?
@ Patalie Nortman, Even better.
So that's what I did wrong
I would be interested in watching a demonstration of how to put the vag!na forward
Instructions unclear, won arm wrestling with genitals.
Screw fisting. The new fad is gonna be footsing.
Also tips for sex
Instructions unclear penis/vagina got stuck in the table/arm
That's good life advice, whenever you feel flustered, just whip your dick out...
... wait, I work with kids...
What is this a tip for?!
@iOS8, Arm wrestling
@iOS8, maybe you should change your name to iOS9
@DeadStroke, I will. Soon enough. Muhahahahahahahahaha