Soccer players: 'wind blows in their general direction' "AHHH I'M DYING"
@Foyboy64, *latin soccer players* flopping originated in the Portuguese and Spanish league and spread to the English and German leagues when international trading was established.
You know what they say. No pain, no Wayne...
Don't worry I don't get my joke either.
@Lord Palpatine, no Wayne, no Batman
I use to think they were crazy but now I can see their nuts!
"I use to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."
"Yeah? Well I had my ball sack ripped open and was still able to play rugby!"
How did they sew them up when his balls are clearly made of steel.
I've had an operation on my balls and was in agony for weeks just from sitting and walking around so that is actually really really impressive!
@Mikestark06, if you hadn't had that surgery you wouldn't think this was impressive?
I'm a chick, and this made me cringe. Holy sh!t...
Seriously though, that's gotta be really stupid. Playing/working hard through severe injure tends to just make it worse. =(
Why didn't he eat them
@Charlemagne, You're twisted
He ripped his own sack is how I read it at first
Hearing this makes me want to lie down and stop functioning for a couple hours.
Dude it's Ok, we'll understand if you sit this one out
Rugby league player ruptured his testicle during thew first half. Continued playing and eventually won the final. Went out drinking afterwards to celebrate and finally got taken to hospital when he tried to have sex with his girlfriend in the early hours of the morning