@Ultimatum, sea bears
@Muffin Jizz, What attracts them?
@SimonPetrikov, Playing the clarinet badly. Waving your flashlight back and forth really fast, flashlights are their natural prey Stomping the ground, they take it as a challenge Eating cubed cheese; sliced is safe. Wearing a hoop skirt, wearing clown shoes, and never, ever, ever screech like a chimpanzee
@SimonPetrikov, also wear a sombrero in a goofy language
@Muffin Jizz, fashion*
@TotalBull, wow, how did I not noticed that.
@Ultimatum, dugongs, dugongs, also known as the "manatee!"
Manatees. The cow of the- god dang it Ultimatum
@Villain in Glasses, Whos mama?
The same way that they had swimming pools and campfires at the bottom of the ocean.
Cinder blocks and rope
You know it's from a cup of love and 4 heaping pounds of raw plankton
That ain't beef
@Joecaliboy, it's sea horse
How'd you know it was beef? Nobody knows the secret recipe.
Actually Stephen Hillenburg confirmed that krabby patties are vegan
It's secretly crab meat. Mr. Krabs is murdering and selling his family to fulfill his lust for money.
They sell krabby patties aka crab cakes which contain no beef except for the beef I have with this post.
@th3thrilld3m0n, the secret ingredient is plankton.