I'm gonna climb up that girl's ego and jump to her IQ.
@College Student, this implies that there is an IQ in the
@College Student, first place
@College Student, no don't do it!!! There is still so much life in you! There is always a reason to live!
@College Student, I'm pretty sure you mean fall down to her IQ. What you said implies her IQ is higher than her ego. That frankly isn't possible.
@SuPeR6EiGhT, its a negative number im afraid...
@College Student, DON'T DO IT YOU WILL DIE,
@College Student, don't do it!You have so much debt to pay off!...On second thought,right there with ya pal.
@College Student, *still falling*
@College Student, I get it because he ego is so high and IQ so small that if you tried to jump for the who to IQ you would die
@College Student, NO, HER EGO'S TO BIG! YOU'LL NEVER SURVIVE!
@College Student, you'll be falling forever
@Harlett O Scara, I can borrow you a parachute, good luck breaking record
(Sorry for replying 4 years later, but I saw an opportunity and I took it)
Ok, 1) I WANT to be alone when I'm sad, 2) I already do my work on time, 3) I eat whenever the Fvck I want, 4) I trust my male friends to keep me in line, 5) all the females I know hold massive grudges, 6) I highly doubt it, 7) I never worry in the first place, 8) I'm always early, 9) I have a psychiatrist for that, 10) that's just complete bullshjt. 11) i don't rely on anyone, and lastly, maybe this person should get someone to introduce a grammar lesson to her. Sorry, rant over.
@Tromboner, kudos sir kudos!
@Tromboner, *slow claps*
@Tromboner, I lol'd when it said they're money wise. Who am I kidding that entire thing made me lol
@Tromboner, Beautiful. Eloquent. Well stated, good sir. Someone buy this man a drink.
@Tromboner, I'm not sure if I'm the only one but I completely disagree. Basically all these points can be summed up (to me at least) as you will have someone there for you. The thing that made the person want to kill himself after reading the picture is "Dedicated to all girls 'n boys who share the Love and FRIENDSHIP". Basically the person is thinking, if the friendship/relationship is this strong, it's not just friends there should be the relationship because being that that close to someone and to still only call them a friend. Woah. So no slow claps for you. *braces self for probable downvotes*
@Tromboner, I'm a girl . . . . I approve
@Tromboner, cmon mate, it's a friend zone joke.
Obviously a girl wrote this
@Storm Razr, I have alot of guy friends and I don't care about what they do or what they eat, I just leave them the fvck alone
Ok while this post is stupid and I don't agree with the specific points it makes, as a guy I like having girl friends. They're better for talking about emotional Sh!t than guys are and can give you different perspectives on the girls you ARE into and fights you have with girlfriends etc.
@Ninjanaut, totally agree. I love my female friends! But we as males aren't completely useless without them. I hate how some people think that! Most of the most intelligent people in history were males
@Ninjanaut, as a girl, I a appreciate my guy friends, girls are usually about causing drama and stuff, boys can just have fun without caring about looks or anything superficial. as well, if I get in a fight with a guy friend I can call him if I need to talk to him and he'll put it aside, guys are a lot more caring about what's ok the inside than the outside, as opposed to girls. your comment really made me happy to see that this is how my guy best friend might feel towards me
Or how about this: girl's are INDIVIDUALS with INDIVIDUAL personalities. Not all of them are emotionally supportive, not all of them give up on anger that easily, many of them are realistic and won't say "don't worry" when there it is an appropriate time to worry, and no human being can fully restrain another's anger - that's kind of a personal matter. I'm all for guys and gals being friends, but not because one needs the other. The friends you make should be the ones who stick by you, the ones whose personalities either compliment or reinforce your own. Gender should not be a deciding factor in selecting one's friends anymore than race is.
I am a female, Yet I want to stab this post
On behalf of my gender, I apologize for this idiot.
Let us all bow our heads and have a moment of silence for our fellow brothers who fell in the friendzone
Well good thing I don't have a girl friend then! *cries softly*
@Maximus Decimus, *tips fedora* "m'lady."
The worst part is I know a guy exactly like this, even to the point of acknowledging it. And he still does it, expecting that even when he knows people dislike him for the things he does, he does them anyways. Why?
@FriendlyWalrus, there's nothing wrong with having friends that are girls, but doing all of these things is almost being too nice. There's a very fine line between being nice and over the top.
@Maximus, this is very true. This 'friend' though wears a dingy fedora from an 8th grade trip years ago and I don't know the last time he took a shower...
@FriendlyWalrus, yeah it seems like your friend crossed the line lol.
@FriendlyWalrus, Does he also wear a trench coat and does he have a neck beard?
@CriTiKa1, neck beard, yes. Trench coat, not sure.
Or or or or- now hear me out on this one- no they don't. I'd say about .3% of girls would even bother with any of this, and this isn't sexist because the guys' number is even lower
directions werent clear, ended up pregnant
Yay, I got an upload. And I'm hours late. The ones that bothered me the most were "she will fight with you on small matters," and "truth is that you can't do anything without her." And the last line: #friendzone
It's more a description of a mother than a female friend...
If a photo is too long to read, I skip to the ratings and see how many down votes it has.
This sounds like the generic mom.
I need a girl to talk to me ATLEAST 16 times a day
I'm sure the person who made this doesn't have a friend that's a girl. Because this is one hundred present incorrect
So fvcking sexist it's unreal.
1) typically girls have no idea how to solve a guys problem
Matches? Gift of god? Must be a footballer.
Girls are annoying. Let me eat wings if I want and you can eat your pussy ass chicken piccata
Sound more like a mom to me
This is incredibly sexist -_- And saying you want to "kill yourself" for a post as stupid as this is a bit extreme.... Sorry for being a kill-joy :T
Scientifically speaking there are 16 different personality types and I'm pretty sure not all girls have this type (I'm not sure which it is) and not all guys would need a friend with this personality type. By say this they are just increasing stereotypes and if these stereotypes are true then I guess all other stereotypes are too.
Because sexism with a positive spin isn't still sexism, apparently.
Lies. Lies everywhere
I'm confused what matches do I play?
@CrazyManInaBox, I was wondering if this comes from England or something.
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