So....who is it?
@crazysheep, I'm pretty sure it's you. You're a fruit in sheep's clothing.
@SimonPetrikov, interesting theory. But may I suggest, and hear me out, that the cantelope isn't me but a pet named steve does seem to be quite cantelopeish.
@crazysheep, dun dun DUUUNNNN
@crazysheep, Diverting attention to the truth. Just like a cantelope.
No. I'm a friendly neighborhood sheep.
@crazysheep, *hides under table*
It could be you, it could be me, it could be anyone of us! This cantaloupe can be in this very room right now!
@megamanx181x, *blammm* whatt? it was obvious. Hes the cantaloupe
@Guy Fawkes, haha! TF2!
@Guy Fawkes, he will turn any second now.. SEE! ORANGE! No wait.. That's blood.
Lol that's absurd, I am clearly a hue man that does hue man things
It's me, I tricked you all for years.