Not going to lie, I would stick my dick in captain Karen
@seeUpee, you mean she would make you stick your dick in her
@seeUpee, super Karen would break it off
@Kinkajou, súper Karen would stick in me her dick
@megamanx181x, you mean she would stick her dick in you.
@BlazingBowman, that’s one big clitoris...
Super Karen is Dana Linn Bailey for anyone wondering.
@NotCaveJohnson, and she happens to be a badass Ms. Olympia, who trains harder than probably 99% of people out there. Her and Rob are crazy successful and a true testament to hard work.
I wouldn’t mind super Karen pinning me down...
@megamanx181x, whispers “ harder mommy”
@DrSin, amazon position.....
@megamanx181x, death by snu-snu
@megamanx181x & @crazylampshademan
There’s 2 major issues people have with her.
1. She is a horrid actress. She has Sylvester Stallone syndrome. Meaning she has one facial expression; business. Marvel has made a nice reputation for themselves as being action packed with QUALITY comedic relief. She’s not funny. She doesn’t enduce smiles when you see her arrive.
And most importantly #2. Is that she is an unlikable radical feminist who stated “I don’t care what white men think.” When her acting was critiqued. You would be hard pressed to find any member of the production team or cast that likes her as a person, let alone the new face of the MCU.
Last gripe is my own thing, and is mean kinda. Comic version Captain Marvel is hot asf. Brie Larson needed a butt double. Don’t @me
@Lonely sandbar, shoulda had Tom Holland as her butt double
I really like both Brie Larson and Captain, I actually don’t get the criticism
@Orlandude, She said some sexist things against men in the advertising campaign and the whole campaign was about her being a woman before being a hero (commercials having "her" appear, then "a hero" around it), she got pissy and called people sexist for saying she shows no emotion in her trailer and she turned it into "don't tell a woman to smile" thing even though every MCU Male showed more emotion than in the 1st 5 min of their movies than she did on her entire movie. Shes conceited and sanctimonious, she said white men should not be reviewing movies that were "not for them" but gave no comments about women not doing the same, she kind of talks down to fellow cast members acting like her character is all that.
On to the character, she is also self righteous (constantly looks/acts like shes looking down on others), robbed a man for telling her to smile, showed no remorse over learning she took an active part in genocide, ignored continuity to make her look good.
So did I miss something in endgame? Did anyone ever mention why she got it?
@crazylampshademan, it’s a more “progressive” haircut. Since I am certain that Captain Marvel’s character was written to cater to those who think an arrangement of chromosomes matter. This, naturally, has no actual character and tends to become a mary sue. She is, pardon my french, boring as fvck in the sense that superman is to me. Having no limitations or one absurdly specific limitation to a character just leads to boring writing. Now this can be made up with a decent villain, but the superhero genre is so saturated at this point it’s lost most meaning to me.
@crazylampshademan, if you are referring to the haircut it’s because she has something of a Mohawk in the comics. There’s the simpler none bitter answer.
@megamanx181x, hey thanks. I kind of figured it was related to that. The comic character has a different haircut per illustrator it seems. I thought it would have been funny if she reference getting her hair caught when she rockets through stuff.
@SirLordKraftDinner, okay, your personal gender thing aside, you bring up something interesting. None of the avengers have a "kryptonite." I see people whining about OP CM all the time, and I just don't get it. The only avenger with an actual weakness besides mortality is Groot, and he has the Christ's own darn ability of resurrection. Tony Stark had a weakness in the form of shrapnel, but that got cleaned up. Vision had one too, I guess, if you count removing the ol' highbeam.
I'm not trying to demand that you should like CM. I don't care about the character that much. I do want to say though, that she is, right now, the MCU Avenger with the least screen time right now. Her character arc is literally just started.
I'm more worried about what the heck she's going to fight in the next movie. The writers definitely need to put a major hurdle in front of her, without making them inexplicably more difficult for her than fighting Thanos. This might be something we can agree on.
@crazylampshademan, probably as the films go on she will eventually get the full Mohawk. I remember when she was miss marvel it was long, then when she got the title captain marvel she cut a lot of it off. I’m sure the writers will do their best to give her an equal opponent and make her character shine more. Not a great time to debut in between the last avenger movies but we will see.
@crazylampshademan, hopefully it wont be about her being strong enough, but the choices she makes. She is powerful, but still can be in only one place at a time.
@megamanx181x, this comment made my morning.
@RandomObserver, oh well thank you!
Super Karen God super karen
DLB isn’t a Karen.
@Phanerozoic, no, she a Kevin.