The funeral is at 8pm
@Click to toggle, I think you mean the spreading of the ashes
@Original Commentor, a fine cremation that was
@Click to toggle, #bestcomments
@Original Commentor, #bestestcomments
@Original Commentor, someone discovered a way to completely Destroy matter! Amazing! With this, we can rise to the level of gods! Sucks for the girl though, there's not even a shred of her existence left
@Click to toggle, you just won life
@Click to toggle, [F]
That was brutally honest right there...
Her right eye also seems noticeably higher than the left
@Richard Cypher, burn!
YO, my guy she said ROAST her.
You fvckin disintegrated her, all that's left are carbon atoms that her family will have to put in a pen ink tube and spread her ashes over her phone where her death took place.
He just threw into the fvckin sun
Wow this may well be the single most devastating roasting I have ever read. I literally found myself saying "daammmmnnn" halfway through
If you look close into her eyes you can almost see.........not a damn thing.
Well.... this might fall under some kind of act of verbal violence
@megamanx181x, understatement of the year
This could possibly be the best roast on the internet
Id still smash
Noob noob "GOD DAAAMN!"
Am I the only one who didn't think this was that good? Ok...
@onetoendall, they're too serious, roasts are supposed to be funny and friendly and they're just being mean with no jokes
@Sadist, I'd agree with one that this wasn't that good of a roast. It can be summed up with "You're a basic bitch and nothing special". It isn't a roast, it just said she's basic. In order for it to be a roast, it's supposed to be insulting. This wasn't that insulting.
Drops the mic...
Damn. Not sure if I should call the burn unit or have an obituary for her outfit.
It is crazy how many girls are totally interchangeable nowadays. They're all just about exactly the same, no originality.
I go to uconn!
I down voted this on accident..... if you're wondering why a person would do such a thing, its is because it was just a human error. My apologies
Someone call 911!!!
It's a trap!
Her eyes a touch wonky
So thin when the wind blows you fly away
So girls that do this are comparable to trolls trying to get a reaction out of someone. Every time someone does one of these generic page long roasts on a girl the trolls win. It's like clicking the click bait. They have nothing to work with and instead make a million assumptions about the troll girl, and to me if comedy isn't based in truth with evidence it's really not funny, but instead sad that you try that hard...