Here we see the first instance of China implementing their one-child policy.
Imagine the conversation once the son got to the afterlife
Eldest son: Father, did you really hate me so much that you'd rather I die than inherit your throne?
Dad: What? No! Of course I wanted you to succeed me!
Eldest son: But, in your letter you declared my younger brother to inherit the empire whilst I end my own life.
Dad: I wrote no such letter, I was dead.
Eldest Son: That mother fvcker...
Pulled a little sneaky on ya
How were ancient people so savage?
@SWAT the fireman, and stupid
It be ya own damn níggas!
His mustache and soul patch form a bird.
And people complain about families nowadays