So my dog and I are currently enrolled in obedience school. There's this one lady there (rich white suburban mom type) with a Sheila from Accounting, except it's name is Nancy. Nancy hasn't learned a god damn thing since day one, because her brain is a pea, yet lady's still trying. I fvcking seriously can't stop laughing through every class. "SIT NANCY. SIT. No, SIT." *Nancy urinates* *resumes shivering*
I like them all. Especially the Stubborn Jeffs. They're cute and crafty and will fight someone.
@mas2de, I have a friend that we call the coon cuz that is basically how you describe her. I have now told her she is called Jeff.
“Yappers Delight” sounds like the second single in the album that had “Who let the dogs out?”
I loved Sentient Mop in The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Where's Jake from State Farm?