Squeeze your meat?
@CrispClean, Well, if you're offering then... *unzips and presents*
@ZeroG1422, *attaches C-clamp to your penis*
@WelI Obviously, *ejaculates violently*
@CrispClean, clasp your hams.
Clamp your hams
Clasp your ham!
@yourewrong, you're wrong
@VDA Jay, Holy F*ck that burn was hot.
@VDA Jay, Jay! You have a top comment! Hooray for you, fvcking loser!
If you're hand pie and you gnome tit, clamp your ham.
Choke your meat (squeezes so hard the meat turns purple)
@pirey, I feel like that would cause some health problems
@TheKen42, Don't talk to me or my s̶o̶n̶ meat ever again
Compress your pork?
I'm vegan so I don't get it?
@MrLogg, thanks for telling us you were vegan.
@BearDaniels, it's my duty as a vegan to tell the world. Out of what I heard vegans do I guess that is what I should be doing if I were one. I love steak, could never ever pass that up!
@MrLogg, that sounds almost like a Trump quote.
"I'm a vegan. I'm the best vegan. There's no one that's a better vegan than me."
"But President Trump, didn't you own a brand of steaks?"
"I do. They're the best steaks. Delicious. I ate one just yesterday. No better steaks than Trump steaks. Believe it."
@I Are Lebo, and they are big, huge in fact the hugest steaks.
@I Are Lebo, close but he can’t maintain a single topic for that long. He would have meandered onto something completely unrelated by the 3rd sentence.
Clamp your baked ham?
Clamp your hams?
My ham-e vice?
I know a robot from the year 3000 who could really get behind this.
Clamp your meat ?
Apply pressure to you a cooked ham