Florida Man getting some competition
Who cares about tractor theft when he bit a dog. That's the worst crime possible.
@WifitheRouter, maybe the dog started it
@TheHaxAreReal, no excuse.
Not going to lie, I wanted to press the play button to see how it played out.
@Rathalos, even though I knew it wouldn’t work, I had to press it anyway.
He’s a good dog, Colorado man.
Dude... charge your phone...
@Hagrids Hairy Beard, beat me to it
As a florida man myself i just have this to say *strips to just socks and a wife beater,grabs pet leopard cub, and takes bath salts* BRING IT MOUNTAIN WUSSES!!!!
That dog got some real kink issues
Colorado Man vs Florida Man FIGHT!
Both proceed to rape raccoons.
To be fair, I bet the dog was trying to bite him...
They spelled Florida wrong
The only thing I saw was that he bit and choked the goodest Boi just doing his job. He should be put on death row.
Meth is a hell of a drug
Give him the death penalty
Someone I know from my the town north of where I'm from was on the news for doing drugs and leading the cops on a chase while on a tractor. The whole family is full of crazies.
I think the real story here is that someone needs to charge their phone
Stupid play button doesn't work. *smashes phone*
That guy was probably born in florida.
Why does the picture in the article look like it came from GTA San Andreas?