I wish I had top comment.
@TheCruzanator, And you'll get top comment. But your dad will never come back from the store.
@TheCruzanator, Granted, but you will only ever have 2G speed when using your phone.
@TheCruzanator, granted but for every upvote you get, you have to listen to that many playbacks of Friday by Rebecca Black.
@Delsin Rowe, that darn Jamal
@TheCruzanator, all the people that you care for die and everything else you like to do for fun goes horribly wrong. This is the only place you can go to for relief, so you are constantly responding quickly to new pics, earring you more upvotes, gaining you top comment.
@Delsin Rowe, he cannot be referenced to the new, only remembered to the old
@TheCruzanator, wish granted, but the reply gets more upvotes
@TheCruzanator, granted but you will also get downvoted
@TheCruzanator, but you will get roasted by the whole meme community.
@Steven guy, that's fvcking brutal
@Jwinters4, Granted, but your top comment will quickly be smothered by other top comments.
@Jwinters4, granted, but you have to say first for every picture you see in this update.
I wish, I wish, with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart
@J Boogie, Granted, but all the dragons are now carnivorous and want to eat you
@J Boogie, granted, but the dragons are in mating season every time you're there, and you spend your time fleeing for your life
@J Boogie, granted. But you are being digested. Because they ate you alive.
@J Boogie, granted but it's mating season and they want to fvck you
@TheMadder, game over, we have a winner
I wish I was eternally happy and satisfied regardless of my status
@Puppy, granted, but you never expect dickbutt
@Puppy, Granted. Your status will be that you are dead and literally everyone that loves you will be stricken with grief for eternity. So basically, no one is grief stricken.
@Puppy, lobotomy, destroying the part of the brain responsible for worry and sadness.
@Tytinn, upvote for being one of the few who actually understands how this is supposed to work
@Puppy, Granted, but it's because you died.
I like this idea
@Tytinn, that's a terrible wish
Sooooo basically the movie Bedazzled
I wish for a girlfriend
@Captain Canine, granted, but she comes with an unwanted surprise
@Captain Canine, Granted, but it's your grandmother.
@Sloth5050, whatever it is.. I'm ready
@Captain Canine, Rosie O'Donnell goes straight for you.
@Captain Canine, granted, but she's a neo-Femi-Nazi
@Captain Canine, Granted, but she makes you HER girlfriend...
@Captain Canine, Granted, but she'll constantly cheat on you with your friends.
@Captain Canine, granted but she is 90 years old with a brain tumor and a million dollars in debt.
@Captain Canine, granted, but she's only a girl in the newspeak understanding of gender.
I wish I had rick and morty season 3
@Remz, Granted, but now you don't get Half-Life 3.
@Remz, it doesn't live up to your expectations.
@Remz, granted, but it ends on Episode 2 after Rick gets his Milan Szechuan Dipping Sauce and the show never comes back.
I wish girls would talk to me
@Josh1920, granted, but they only see you as like a brother to them
@J Boogie, a gay brother
@LawyeredApe, but your not gay, they just see you as gay
@Cmendez, yeah that's what I was getting at, should have been more clear, thank you.
@LawyeredApe, oh I was just hoping for this to continue on
@Josh1920, granted, but now you're a freckle on the face of a really douchey guy
Fück this dead asś game. I'm just gonna jerk off
@Unkle77, ok you will jerk off but you come blood
I wish for a big burrito.... Make it endless please
@Horroria, granted, but you can't stop eating until you finish it
@Wolffairy, I will explode doing what I love
I wish for unlimited wishes with less corruption the more I make.
@Patishlebish, Granted, but your wishes become weaker and less likely to happen.
I wish I was immune to the negative conditions of my wishes
@Lysander99, granted, but then you don't get a wish in the first place. You wasted it on getting rid of negatives
@The Pantsmith, I got 99 problems but a wish ain't one.
I wish my name was Dick
@Fanteststicle, granted, but your last name is Head
I wish I didn't have crippling anxiety and depression
@nair kid, granted. But you have cancer instead
Love that movie
I wish I understood the point of this
@ithinkimpreston, granted but you never understand the point of anything else.
@DRAGONSHEART2018, I'll take it. that's pretty much my existence anyway
@ithinkimpreston, sadly I actually believe that.
I wish my wish for a million dollars was corrupted in the worst way possible
@Cloverleaf, granted, but it's actually a million dollars worth of debt, which then gets forgiven, leaving you with exactly the same life you have now
@J Boogie, I'm gonna assume you have no idea what a debt cancellation/forgiveness does to your taxes....
@Cloverleaf, Granted, and now you get no money.
@Cloverleaf, your parents die. They had a million dollar life insurance police and you are the only recipient.
I wish i got childhood
@Juggy, you become reincarnated as Kim Kardashian's new baby.
I like this game...
@Daps295, Wish granted, but- WAIT THATS NOT A WISH