Sometimes it's their personality, not their penis.
@EatMyAss, sorry, it's both my penis AND my personality 😔
@Taquito Speedo, Then roll over the Empire State Building and reclaim your manhood.
It's for a museum...
@mpfnascimento19, His djck?
@Frankito, yes, his dick
@mpfnascimento19, a museum for ants!?
@Frankito, hahaha awesome
Not a truck man
Plot twist, they're lesbians
You might feel sorry for his wife, but maybe you'd be happy for his gay lover?
But what if he's just really small
Thats not a truck
Science has proven that penis size correlates with confidence which potentially leads to wealth so that guy with the small wiener is probably hung like a racehorse. It's depressing.
It must be like.. inside-out or something.
That's a vagina.