*turns on FaceTime* so baby how'd you like to watch me jerk off, huh
@FP Waiter, *looks around and blushes* uh.. m-Me...? i'd love to!
@Unkle Survivor, I believe that was intended for me!
@Unamused Llama, Hey, back off of my Waiter!
@Unamused Llama, FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
@Blox For 2069, back off, cupcake. You don't want no llama.
Cops is on
"Thanks babe. I was having a night terror."
That's how you induce guilt
Laughing because Marcus is the married one in White Chicks and his wife would definitely do this.
@Godricgryffindor , lmao I definitely read this in her voice!
He was eating a krabby patty
oh yea I bet you like that 92 pulse baby
Imagine the text, "I think someone is in the house...." Then heart rate goes up and then stops.
Not my heartbeat...
Overly attached partner
@K1lgore, or cheating is bad?
@The nOly One, never said it wasn't