Does anyone get raped? Because if they do you’re in the worst universe, BUT! You get to meet the slayer
@DrSin, my d&d party has a jar, you gotta put a dollar in the jar if you say the word rape, imply it, or joke about it in overt detail. We are voting on adding more words to the list. It gets bad sometimes. But its still always funny.
@gaemboi, but why?
@DrSin, why funny or why adding words?
@gaemboi, the jar ...... if it’s all fun and games why make people pay lol
@gaemboi, your party sound like a group of b¡tches ngl
Somebody call Goblin Slayer
* after the GMs schottenfreude, he composes himself to start again.*
The players awake from cracked husks, their former shells melting away like dry Earth. They find their stature to be small and the vessel they're leaving behind a perfect replica of what they once were.
The players would begin by with all of their starting equipment with things needing to be trimmed down. They find that only the smartest amongst them is still able to speak common. The goblins that attacked become immediately friendly and explain that they were all once Adventure, thieves, burghers or merchants like them. They now try to live and thrive but the neighbouring town continues to send people to kill them, so they defend themselves. Next will be up to them, but it would need to take a very trusting group to take that all blind.
@That one lurker, I'm totally not stealing this *scribbles profusely*
@Luciferthefalln1, if you do please tell, I'd love to hear how it goes.
To be absolutely fair to the players, some DMs throw way too many enemies at low level players. 1 to 4 goblins at level 1 is easy. 15 to 20 goblins at level 1 is a nightmare.
Dammit Moo Moo.
Ever had a buff and still lost the roll? Scars like that never recover.
Dam you honey heist. Dam you
First encounter of lost mines
DM: “... and she immediately turns into a [monster] and kills you.”
Player: “this... this is why we hate you.”