Who had sharpshooting Elves with automatic rifles for September?
@fettman1138, oh fvck
@fettman1138, imagine that accuracy though. M16’s are lethal out to ~800 yards with iron sights
@fettman1138, I mean, can I change my vote? I've never been so aroused and terrified at once.
@atheme, giving you a fear boner is it?
@fettman1138, the very best kind of boners.
@fettman1138, the automatic part would kinda defeat the sharpshooting part
Are you a man or a woman?
@Kangaroo Jacked, All is all
@Kangaroo Jacked, ah. You’ve seen elves before then.
@Kangaroo Jacked, according to the clothes and how Apple sets up the clothing versus gender on elf emojis, that’s a male elf.
Can you guys imagine if Legolas had a scout rifle during the LoTR? The orcs would shït their pants
Those gnome thinkerers are way too smort
Spell check, my friend, is your friend.
Dirty T. Gnome: “That there is a high powered Sprikle Sprocket with extended crinklesack capacity, an ultra quiet slidedinkle, and an automatic springhopper. One hit from this and there’ll be nothin’ left to hang on the wall.”