...Has nothing to do with this image xD
Hey not sure if anyone noticed but the reason why I haven't been active this week is because of an evil bnb prank my sister pulled on me. Wednesday morning, my grandparents asked my to help clean up their newly opened pool because a bad wind storm blew a bunch of debris into their pool. So, like a good grandson, I drove my sisters and I over and tried to get it done before it got hot. While I was working, my sister thought it would be funny to pick up my phone from the table and throw it into the pool because she thought "why wouldn't it be waterproof"? It wasn't. I tried to rescue my drowning phone but to no avail. I lost everything: contacts, pictures, personal videos; the whole shebang. So now I finally have a new phone, and yes, it's waterproof...
@Good Guy Satan, TLDR: I may be Satan but my sister is the most evil entity in the universe
@Good Guy Satan, yeah, no one really noticed.
Just kidding! To be fair, it's your fault for not having a waterproof phone in 2018 and you probably deserved it
@Vegetable Soup, That's true. That's why if I have a kid I'm gonna spring the extra $20 and make him waterproof
@Good Guy Satan, I don't want no damn kid if I can't make it into a walking hotspot
@Vegetable Soup, "Hey I noticed your kid has an antenna sticking out of him; what's his Wifi password?"
@Good Guy Satan, "Yes, my kid does not like wearing pants. Smackthekidtofindout69"
@Vegetable Soup, A future where I can exploit children for my personal technological needs is a future I can look forward to
@Good Guy Satan, AMEN
@Good Guy Satan, plan your revenge accordingly
@Skateboarding Hippie, I'm thinking encasing her phone in jello...
@Good Guy Satan, hope it’s not Jelloproof
@Fairy Squad Mother, Only one way to know!
@Good Guy Satan, Giver the ole Jim face
@Skateboarding Hippie, *Office Intensifies*
@Good Guy Satan, as revenge send your sister to the deepest pit of hell you can find GGS
@Ray213, I can't. That's her room...
@Good Guy Satan, damn well I hope your revenge is sweet whatever you concoct.
@Good Guy Satan, please post the revenge
@Good Guy Satan, Actually I can relate. This one time I was swimming and my sister was at the pool with me. Once I was all done, I got dry and got changed back into my standard clothes. I however, forgot a pool toy. I reached to grab it and she kicked me in with my phone wallet and car keys... I did not handle it very well and shaved my 1 and a half year old nephew's head into a mohawk and painted it green.
@Skateboarding Hippie, Will do 😈
@Barry Dylan, Sounds like a perfectly rational response
@Good Guy Satan, so what phone did you have and what do you have now? Also what is your sisters? And I'd like to say, even if a phone is waterproof, why would you intentionally want to throw it into a pool anyway? There are still alot of brand new phones that aren't water resistant or even splash resistant. If its an iPhone, they aren't even very good at being water resistant, probably the worst out of all water resistant phones cos they can still easily have permanent damage to them just from a couple seconds under water. No offense but your sister is kind of a gaping asshole to do that. That's like getting a 10ft dropproof case and lobbing it off a 2 story car park because it can. Even if someone threw my water resistant phone into a pool I'd still be very pissed.
@Jipz, I had a Blackberry Priv which was zero percent water proof so I had no idea why my sister thought it was. My new phone is a Samsung galaxy s8 active which is waterproof and drop proof. But ya, my sister is pure evil
@Good Guy Satan, yeah I'm not even sure if any blackberry's are waterproof O.o the only brand I don't really know anything about xD we sell literally 1 blackberry at carphone warehouse lmao but yea just not a bright idea at all to do what she did, how sis you react? Both as it was happening and afterwards? And the jello/jelly seems a little too much on the passive and fun side which is probably the best response anyway and I can't think of anything else, if you do do something to essentially destroy her phone, maybe back it up so you don't come down to the level of a complete asshole too haha
@Jipz, She laughed about it but thought it was funny that my phone was completely ruined. My plan for revenge is to completely encase her phone in jello
@Good Guy Satan, mind if I start a GoFundMe to euthanize your sister? She’s a danger to society
@GreenDayGirl, She may be too powerful to stop by now...
@Good Guy Satan, if you haven’t done it yet, go to petsmary and get some crickets to mix in and other nasty things. Strive for greatness Satan
@Skateboarding Hippie, Alright I'll always be happy to find an excuse to go to petsmart to see the dogs and cats!
Me all the time