Me: That's not what I wanted...
Barber: i know.
PB: Man, you got to leave that girl
Me: Huh? I'm Mike.
PB: Look, Jack, leave her and sell
that Damned car you bought
because she didn't like your El
Camino. That was your first
Me: How'd y-
PB: *points to sign* I don't lie
Me: OK I'll have a -*Barber points
PB: This'll go a whole lot
smoother if just trust me and
give me that 20 and 5 in your
wallet and 8 minutes of your
Barber: *shaves head* just a little off the top, right?
Is this the best one yet Bc I think it is