"Put them way up inside there, as far as they can fit." - Rick
*Buurrps*"Waaaaaaay up your butt Morty"
@iglooman, "They'll fall right out of mine Morty! I've done this too many times"
Have you notice that on the comment section of a porn video, everyone is like "good job", "great work", "outstanding performance."
@poopnuggets, I've never made it the comment section on porn videos
@poopnuggets, why would you read the comments section?
@Mkb617, it's fun to laugh at creepy people and some people crack good jokes.
@poopnuggets, I've never understood how anybody could bring themselves to even make an account on pornhub, let alone post comments, let alone posts comments with their actual fvckin name
@poopnuggets, No. Pornhub comments are a lot like this comment section actually. Least that's how I see it.
@poopnuggets, i always find those comments pretty creepy. It's never the average internet user that's emboldened to type out a thought, there.
It's all about the "come hither" motion. Not that I would know for sure because the last time I touched a woman like that was in 2013....*brushes teeth with shotgun*
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, you're not wrong
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, at least you have touched a woman like that *laughs, then cries*
"My penis is nine inches longer than yours HAHAHA" -Obama
I just started watching Rick and Morty. The shows super funny.
Should I be concerned that I know someone who looks just like top-right?
Try 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink
@Cvm n go, but I only have 2 fists...?
@LawyeredApe, that'll work