What the fvck is this communist bullshjt? You can't suppress me! I'm gonna scream when I poop like it's my god given right! MERICA!
@Awesomrrific, please don't scream, I don't need that bonding experience with you...I appreciate it.
@Blackfrost273, you might not need it, but maybe they do. Take a hit for the team!
@Awesomrrific, I prefer the slightly sexual "ohhhhhh yeah" to screaming
@TheGoogler, I was cleaning a bathroom while working at McDonald's one day...black guy walks in and uses a stall...starts grunting like and doing lamaze breathing...he started yelling and panting like a woman giving birth to George Lopez. ..(I hope he finds that funny)
@Blackfrost273, his big head... that poor mother..
@TheGoogler, my poor sanity..I still had to clean the glass, counter, and mop the floor...
@Blackfrost273, but, you bonded right? He will be with you forever.
@TheGoogler, unfortunately. ..I did not necessarily need that kind of bond...that was not what I meant when I prayed for connection to other people...
@Blackfrost273, prayers are answered in mysterious ways.
@TheGoogler, I guess...or I mad God angry...and He has a sense of humor...haha
@Blackfrost273, or hearing that may have saved your life that day.
@TheGoogler, I would like to hear that one explained! :D
@Blackfrost273, ok, so get this. I take it you cleaned as fast as you could to get out of there. What if you didnt speed up, which then caused you to walk out the exact moment somebody was walking by that door with a sharp object. The person the jumps because the door opens and the knife impales you in the neck. So speeding up the cleaning ensured that you would not die by being stabbed.
@TheGoogler, ok..I like it..
@Blackfrost273, tis a good one indeed. Tell this to your children and let them know: some guy on the internet explained why i did not die that day!
I don't have a square to spare.
It doesn't say anything about not eating a banana obnoxiously while standing at a urinal and staring at the exact point the person next to you is staring at.
*walks out after clogging toilet* Hey some guy just clogged a toilet, ya might wanna get someone on that.
Oh geez o read this on the bathroom 😁
So I can still do my orgasm noises right? OOOOWEEEOOO
Just no talking and no eye contact at all please.