I keep telling myself this but apparently action figures have standard size hands
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, try barbies, they are smaller and delicate
@seeUpee, that's what I've been using! Just though action figures sounded more manly
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, no silly he said 'barbies' not 'babies'.
Cuff me boys
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, Are you legally allowed to have (two)2 top comments?
@YaBoiSlimG, keep yo mouf shut, snitch
I don’t care because those hands are gonna feel great wrapped around my throat
@Tyler643, auto erotic asphyxiation right??
@megamanx181x, well just erotic asphyxiation. autoerotic asphyxiation would be doing it to myself. luckily i’ll have m’lady with bigass hands to do that for me.
@Tyler643, well aren’t you lucky
Is she an amazon??
I hate when girls are like "your dick is too small", or "you came too soon"
Nah, maybe you've just got a big vajay-jay, and came too late
Psh, can a big dick buy you a house? I think not, good credit and small dick can however.
@Shodai Hokage, Johhny sins disagrees
If she has bigger hands than you, she also has a bigger dick.
Nah, she's just cheating on you.
What else would you expect from a woman?