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@Drunk Pantless Uncle, try barbies, they are smaller and delicate
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@seeUpee, that's what I've been using! Just though action figures sounded more manly
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@Drunk Pantless Uncle, no silly he said 'barbies' not 'babies'. Cuff me boys
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@Drunk Pantless Uncle, Are you legally allowed to have (two)2 top comments?
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@YaBoiSlimG, keep yo mouf shut, snitch
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I don’t care because those hands are gonna feel great wrapped around my throat
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@Tyler643, auto erotic asphyxiation right??
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@megamanx181x, well just erotic asphyxiation. autoerotic asphyxiation would be doing it to myself. luckily i’ll have m’lady with bigass hands to do that for me.
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@Tyler643, well aren’t you lucky
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Is she an amazon??
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@megamanx181x, “she”
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I hate when girls are like "your dick is too small", or "you came too soon" Nah, maybe you've just got a big vajay-jay, and came too late
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Psh, can a big dick buy you a house? I think not, good credit and small dick can however.
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@Shodai Hokage, Johhny sins disagrees
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"Man hands"
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If she has bigger hands than you, she also has a bigger dick.
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Nah, she's just cheating on you. What else would you expect from a woman?
I keep telling myself this but apparently action figures have standard size hands