You think that's impressive wait until you see me eat it alone while crying and holding a gun to my head all at the same time
@Pinksock, add clutching a near empty whiskey bottle and it'd be a normal Friday night
@Not him again, don't forget the endless depression leading me on to my own madness, let alone the sense loneliness i have, and the only thing that I can lie to myself about is having meaningless conversations with people I don't know on some app
@Pinksock, you ok buddy?
@Not him again, oh yea you're right I should put haha lol so people to call something in
@Pinksock, put "haha lol" at the end so we don't call the hotline
Italian version of passing around the ball
I expected to land on the little kids face
Wow, no Italian fidget spinner jokes? What the hell, FP?
@Berntley, that's a nice italian fidged spinner
@keiner versteht mich, You fix this right now, or so help me, I will smack you upside the capo with a bottle of the finest vino money can buy.
@Berntley, but only vino la' italiano.
Shooting. Stars. Meme.
Honestly, I thought it was just going to splat on the smaller kid's face.
So thats why my pizza takes soo long to deliver
euuuw the kid's booger hands were all over it.
This is why it takes so long to get my darn pizza?
Italian war training camp 19st
"Can you stop playing with the dough and make my fųcking pizza?"
Stop dicking around and make my got-damn pizza! Fecking STARVING over here!
These kids are going to be so popular when their friends find out they are pros at pizza making
Oh, is that why everybody thinks Italy surrendered..