Get this to recent for the uploader he has returned the prophecy is true
*looks at uploader*
Mother of God..
@tha5th, it's the Second Cumming
@The Gay Gatsby, actually it's more like the third or fourth
@tha5th, now if only Jamal would come back from the store.
@tha5th, *takes puff of cigar* I haven't heard that name in years
@tha5th, you just now noticed he uploads stuff?
@UMad, I'm back.. The checkout line was unbelievable bro.
@JamalL1ves, Jamal! Dude you're back from the store!!
Our God has returned! We need to get this out of the uncut and back in the glorious recent section!
*Pokes head out of cave with a full beard and dirty face* My god....LIGHT THE PYRES! HE HAS RETURNED!
You are an inspiration to me i shjt you not. Hugs and upvotes all around.
So I once ate a piece of really long string, and when it finally exited it had somehow tied itself into a masterful creation of a rope-based sailor's artwork. I shjt you not!
I wish I could wake up to Aerosmith.
Lies..... LIES!!!! They said I shjt you not died in the meme wars!
Wondering when he will finally return and make a comment....
Ill be honest, I had to check to make sure I wasnt in the random section after seeing the uploader.
This was from about 5 years ago when they played a free concert outside their old apartment in Boston
I shjt you not is overrated
@Awesome Naked Taco, HOW DARE TOU DISRESPECT THE GOD!!!!!!
@Awesome Naked Taco, That went well