Because he REALLY likes dags.
@CHEisme, great comment my friend
Five minutes Turkish
@Rackbutt, It was two minutes five minutes ago.
Protection from what...Ze Germans?
Da ya wanna buy a dag
Dogs are not allowed in the dog park.
Easily in my top 10 of all time
It's from a movie called, "Snatch" in which Brad Pitt plays a character who is a Pikey, and therefore has a funky English/Irish accent. He pronounces the word "dog" as "dag". Good movie, definitely recommend it!
@SurgeonSean, Comprendo. Gracias.