What can I get for a lot of enthusiasm and $20?
@Fabulous , a pity fvck
@Fabulous , herpes, probably
@Fabulous , a fatass that can cook, but her personality is wonderful!
@Fabulous , Depends on how hot you are.
@Fabulous, 2 minutes of sex and 30 minutes of crying and self loathing
@Fabulous , me 😂😂
@Fabulous , spit on
@Facey McFaceless, deal.
@Facey McFaceless, seems worth it to me. I already do that with masturbation.
Aren't my Fedora and neck beard enough?
@get the led out, only if you address her and every girl as m'lady.
I kinda hate how shallow this is. I want a girl that can take care of me not just physically, but emotionally. I want someone I can complain to at the end of my work day and she'll come up and make me smile or tell me she missed me or something. I want someone that i can trust and speak to easily. If you can cook, thats great, So can I. If you can clean too fantastic I can help you because I am not a slob. Are you going to grow with me? Help me through my troubles and celebrate my acheivments with me? Or are you here so I cna just support you? If yo are you should learn to support yourself first. And I'm prettt sure girls are looking for something similar. Not just good credit and good sex.
@niffler, You, I like you.
@niffler, Preach it brother
@niffler, beautifully said!
What about tits? Where's the love and respect they deserve?!?!?
I can't be the only one that notice that kissable breasts are not in the list...
@caha92 , all breasts are kissable.
What about a fantastic dick and big credit?
See, I am a tall, attractive, moderate in wieght, intelligent, ambition young man. Yet people call me a douche bag and too picky becuase I don't want to date the over wieght, overly emotional, nearing mental ally disabled, girl in my class who has a crush on me.
@NotA90kid, Oh god, I never got any flack for it but i was very close to this right here.
I never used credit and we all know the truth to the other part ;)
I have a small dick but hey its does the job
@Green Blue Panda , At least you're honest.
Ok all i need now is a fantastic credit
Slim, boobs, cook, put up wit me. All I want
I have an 8" and perfect credit.
@Ajunta Pall, anything else you want?
Don't worry, they do. B)
@Ford9863, same here
I have fantastic credit, so I have that going for me..
I'm leaving I'm gone.
Done. Now where do I sign?