and before you ask, yes this is legit
Surely they have bigger fish to fry than this
@RedRussia4, Fish to feed*
@RedRussia4, Yeah, PETA ought to realize that dog ain’t gonna hunt
@RedRussia4, bigger chips to try
@Duncan5769, *fish to feed PETA to
@Duncan5769, *Fish to feed to my family
PETA, you don’t care about animals, shut up.
@Lord Wivern, thank you. I can’t say that I care becasue I work at a slaughterhouse but still. They need to stfu.
@NameyMcNameFace, id rather deal with an honest asshole over a lying one
@Lord Wivern, as a true lover of aminals, I agree. PETA can go pound sand. They're probably the worst organization to represent animal rights. Half the time they know nothing about the animals they're "defending".
@Dexios S Divine, want to know something funny? They say they care about animals. But when it comes to cows, (what I work with) there is a demand for them for food and leather. If the demand for them goes to 0 like peta wants than they will die out without being repopulated becasue no one would want them. Supply would go to 0. They want to protect these animals by killing all of them. If eating meat is murder than not eating meat is genocide.
@NameyMcNameFace, well, if I remember correctly, they did kill a whole bunch of animals they sheltered. I think they actually like killing animals.
@Bluemama, yeah that too. The stray dog thing, which was around the time the guy from price is right started talking about spay and neutering your pets.
Well, I guess there’s more than one way to skin a cat.
@Ald0bii, ooh, so close
@Ald0bii, I apreciate the commitment but you're work of art will get shuffled as the pics get differing amounts of likes.
Most of those sound all right, but it's still pretty silly to get upset over things like common phrases.
What else would you expect from peta though?
I feel like peta is a huge April Fool's joke, but then they keep it going year round
Suck two dicks with one mouth instead of two birds with one stone
I’d change “be the test tube” to test subject and “bring home the bagels to “get that bread”
Comparing language that is contextually abusive to animals to language that is abusive to minorities is pretty dismissive to the abuse those groups have received. People are different from animals. By all means, don’t treat animals cruelly, but don’t equate humans to animals ever.
@Samtuttle, but... but... Humans are animals???
@Jdrawer, yeah but humans in general treat animals pretty badly (or at least not as equals) so to equate a person to an animal is usually an insult
@InsaneWolf, It's meant to be, but usually isn't. Animals are pretty cool!
@Jdrawer, don’t get me wrong, most animals are better than most humans, but in the context of linguistics and social history, the comparison isn’t great.
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
Don't have a cow, man.
Sounds like a peice of snake.
Feeding a fed horse is more dangerous than to beat a dead one. Horses are kinda stupid. They dont know when they've eaten too much, or when they are full, so they will keep eating. If you feed a fed horse, you run the risk of overeating, or oversaturation of the blood, which will lead to the horse dying. If it doesnt die, it will become overweight, which could be considered animal cruelty by peta. Check mate peta.
@Nudity Industries, Ableism is when you discriminate against those with disabilities or other handicaps.
They do this to get people to talk about them because that reaches more people. Pr 101 and everyone buys into it
So now PETP has to exist for the ethical treatment of plants.
Bring home the bagels? Ahhhh! The gluten!
I actually kinda like the “feed a fed horse” one.
Boy will they be mad if they figure out I work at a meat packageing plant.
I actually support this
Not fvckin happening
Does no one realize that precisely zero real people will alter their speech because of this. It is a completely futile attempt to press an agenda. This will be in the news for a second, then Donald Trump will do literally ANYTHING, like exist, and this will fade out of the cycle like it never happened. Ugh.
Feed a fed horse is kind of clever though...
A ball in hand is worth two in the Bush? Nope. Doesn't work.
instead of "the early bird gets the worm"
say " we euthinize 80% of the cats and dogs in our care"
PETA kills about 79% of all their animals. So they don't give a sh*t about animals.
I do like feed a fed horse, it’s fun
It's PETA. I'm surprised it's not "Kill two dogs at one shelter".
What about "eat a bag of dicks"?
Well fųck me in the goat ass.
Dıcks. Shame on them for not wanting to let Guinea Pigs be themselves.
Scone doesn’t rhyme with stone though.. it rhymes with gone
@Hold your horses, depends where you are from. People where I live pronounce it (Sk-own) while my British mother and grandmother pronounce it (Sk-awn)
@Duncan5769, it’s a totally British thing to argue over the pronunciation of ‘scone’ lol where are you from? I would love to know the overseas pronunciation. I thought i would get some fellow brits come back with an internet worthy argument but i have been dissapointed with logic haha
@Hold your horses, I'm from Canada, I'm pretty sure different part of here even pronounce it differently.
@Duncan5769, it’s one of very few words that can cause disagreement where there does not seem to be a correct pronunciation. I I’ve heard a rhyme which I love..
‘I asked my maid in a dulcet tone to order me a buttered scone,
but the silly girl has been and gone and ordered me a buttered scone!’
Can you even feed a bird a scone?
My favorite is “feed to birds with one scone”
But why would you feed a fed horse if it’s already fed?
@TriangleTesticles, same reason you would beat a horse that is dead. It’s a pointless exercise that accomplishes nothing
@TriangleTesticles, cause it's the same as beating a dead horse