Having his kid named 'Failure' in his contacts had me spit liquid out of my nose. That's just fantastic
Hey Failure, can you text me "Hey dad, can you text me 'Why is the FBI here?' It's for a meme." It's for a meme
@Colts, Hey dad, can you text me "Hey Failure, can you text me "Hey dad, can you text me 'Why is the FBI here?' It's for a meme" It's for a meme" It's for a meme
@BananaForScale, Shizz I am the fool for not reading through the comments to see if someone else did it... WHAT?! TWICE?!!!!!!
He's 12 years old btw
@DoubleOTJ, 11 years 3 months. Gotta count in pregnancy
@Nudity Industries, They don't count pregnancy. If you ask someone how old their baby is, they will say "4 months" or something like that, not 13 months.
@Shroominator, I think he's referencing the abortion part. Because then you would count in terms of months pregnant and therefore include pregnancy. Both ways can work in this scenario :)
@SpicyCracka, Wow I feel stupid.
Hey son, can you text me "Hey dad, can you text me "Why is the FBI here?" It's for a meme." It's for a meme.
I believe Christopher Titus calls these late term abortions. 21 year old window gotta make sure he can handle his alcohol. You know, he's a great kid 'till his 21st birthday, gets drunk, punches Grandma and everyone's like "Ohhhh! Adam! You were this close! We are gonna miss you!"
The dad beat him to it