The turtle wrangles are my heros
I demand a sequel to Franks reckless adventures
@KaijuKoitus, me too 🐢
@KaijuKoitus, this is a million dollar idea
@KaijuKoitus, Your avatar looks like a woman with a top bun.
@MyOdishIsNamedSyther, huh, that's an interesting way to see it
@KaijuKoitus, you honestly made me burst out loud laughing. First I laughed all day.
@SeelenVerKaufer , d'awww, Glad I can add some humor to your day
@KaijuKoitus, I found frank and put him on a busy highway where he was repeatedly ran over until he was nothing but tire marks on the road...the end
@KaijuKoitus, im unsure whether they took him back to his pond or actually to the guys house
It appears spoons has a drunk, abbusive uncle as well.
@angrynarwhals, he is a bit of a major immature asshole dickweed who occasionally nibbles on puppies. Everyone has a family member they'd rather not talk about
The thing is, frank is probably really frankette and was just trying to lay her eggs
God damnit. I really wanted Pokemon puns
I salute you Frank
Heh, I know a Frank just like that.
I found one of these crossing the road on LI once. I pulled over, carefully picked him up and moved him to the side of the road. I called a non-emergency police number, a cop showed up and said not his problem and left. The thing crawled off into the woods. I found out later (I did not know at the time) that they apparently have one of the most powerful bites of like, any creature ever. Had I known, I probably wouldn't have been as brave.
But the tortoise (or turtle) always wins. Watch your fvcking back, man.
Coincidentally, this is also how to break up with your crazy ex
Fvck you, Frank. Pre-historic djckweed.
Damn it frank, get it together.
This is the best thing I've seen on here in several updates
My Dads name is Frank
I was wading in a shallow area like a creek in a lake near my house and I saw something sticking out of the mud, I made the decision to pick it up and it turns out it was the head of a large snapping turtle. May have been bigger than the one in this post. Please don't misunderstand an animals defensive reactions as aggression. The snapping turtle I grabbed by the head didn't try to bite me (luckily) until I tried to catch him. These creatures don't seek people out to hurt them but they will protect themselves.
This is now my favorite pic on here
Fvck you Frank!
Should have made soup.
We need more of this!
I am satisfied with this.
Should've just stomped on him twice. Gotta watch out for dat boomerang, though.
Lost it by the first paragraph
I thought it was bigger, until they showed them with the rope around it. Then I was all "meh"
You should've tried rubbing him
This is what it's like getting me out of bed in the morning