Officer - "don't you dare touch that cone"
*guy flips cone casually*
Officer *whispers* - "shjt that was legit"
Welp *sigh*.....I'm wet
@Pinksock, you might even say....moist
@Pinksock, as a man I am also wet.
There he goes again.... *sigh*... Mr. StealYourGirl
I think i just busted a nut
My dick just got hard
"Take number 873"
Hold my beer