5. Don't have anal sex with it
@buzz killinton, 6. Don't fap with it.
@I am pickle, 7. DON'T FAP WITH IT.
@buzz killinton, We all learn this one the hard way.
@buzz killinton, Only if you have our condoms! ;D
@NarwhalAssassin, *flashback to traumatizing banana fapping incident*
@DinkIeberg, *flashback to incident where banana was traumatized by me fapping with its brother*
@NarwhalAssassin, 8. Profit $$$
I always make eye contact when I eat a banana. It really creeps my mom out
@Alexander III, that's strange my mom seems to be really into it,
6) Cradle the balls
Thanks to my social anxiety I never make eye contact with anyone. I can eat bananas everywhere
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#5 NEVER lower your mouth onto the banana... Raise the banana to your mouth.
Well I've been eating bananas wrong my whole life
Where have these instructions been all my life?
Guys it's simple. Break off each bite, never put the entire banana to your mouth. Girls do what you want, guys will be watching you anyways.
My solution to this sort of situation is just to break pieces of the banana off and eat it that way. Problem solved.
Anyone see the BET cypher video where Kendrick lamar talks about how drake the type of dude to stare his homies in the eyes while eating a big banana? I recommend a watch.
Is this not homophobic?
So.... The best way too freak people out when eating a banana is to eat it with one eye closed and the other not breaking eye contact while eating slowly and taking huge bites
*Eats slowly with large bites, takes 10 sec for each one and winks at the entire community while maintaining the perfect erection*
Remember it's banana to mouth not mouth to banana
I eat my bananas sideways, and with a spoon
I beat the system
1 July 2014 #1July2014
Question. What does charging a watch mean?
so I've been doing it right all this time? hashtag not gay
Yes yes yes. We do have condoms designed for that.
Instructions not clear, banana now lodged in rectum
He doesn't seem to be following rule 4
Number 2 is an absolute must.