Well her first mistake was picking women's studies as a major.
@Your Waifu, she’s never getting a good job like that. She’s gonna end up with a guy just like him anyway.
@Basic White Dad, your wrong she can become a professor and teach womens studies.
@BlazingBowman, only if someone else hasn't beat her to the job, and they will if more than one person majored in it that year.
@Your Waifu, pfft dont you know theres an infinite amount of womens studies professor slots. We just have to cut back on some useless class like engineering, or medicine.
@BlazingBowman, right, because who needs machines and medicine when you can be Woke™?
@Your Waifu, who needs women in stem when you can put them in humanities.
@BlazingBowman, they put themselves there
@RepostSniper, then complain about how theres not enough women in stem.
@Your Waifu, hahahahaha yeah who cares about women anyway
@butternut squash, not my point, but if that's how you want to take it I can't stop you.
@Your Waifu, Nah, I’m guessing that there was a long track record of mistakes/examples of the patriarchy working against her, that led to that particular mistake.
@Your Waifu, Now turn to chapter 3. Dishes.
Oh look! Same reaction when I try to pick girls at the bar... they all must take women’s studies
Well, I'm sure she'll be working at Disney once she can't find a job in the field she is studying for. She'll be seeing him more often
Tinder profile: “Feminist.”
Her second mistake was not getting smashed by Gaston
She’s just mad cause she will end up getting knocked up by a guy like that
@megamanx181x, tale as old as time.
@Marie Celeste, hahahahaha
Wtf is women studies
@hasher2288, It's when you study women, of course! I should know: I took women studies all throughout highschool!
@hasher2288, its a stupid cultural marxist class that teaches women how oppressed they are and about how evil men are
@BlazingBowman, perfect summary
@big freedom, really i kinda feel like i was leaving sh!t out.
@hasher2288, you write essays about you feelings boo boos, circle jerk while telling eachother why you feel men are meanies, get a master's in this, then complain about not enough women being in STEM and say it's sexist that you are not played the same as someone who has a bachelor's in engineering when you have a master's.
@BlazingBowman, legitimate question. What jobs are available for this?? I never understood it.
@mayora13, theres womens studies professors, then theres womens studies researchers which are an even smaller minority. Then theres human recourses, and the rest go to starbucks. But a small minority are like anita sarkeesian. Which scam other progressives out of their money theyre like cancer to sjws so i dont mind them as much
No one takes a picture like Gaston!
He's got the best job. He's able to harass people all day. I watched him grab a ladies phone from her and start talking pictures of himself and then saw a couple taking a picture and pushed the dude out of the way and starting hitting on the girl.
@payton manning, they probably filter out anybody not named Chad when hiring
"No one stalls bills on women's reproductive Rights like Gaston"
He looks like Zoolander posing as Gaston
@TheMiscreant4, he could get it
@TheMiscreant4, looks more like young John Travolta
What's the point of women studying ourselves? We already know we get shafted in life. I'd be more impressed with men taking it.
college entrance, 56% female
college graduates, 56% female
Veterinarians. 60% female
Pharmacist 55% female
Authors 56% female
Community Service Manager 70% female
YOU. ARE. NOT. A. FÛCKING. VICTIM
@big freedom, I'm sorry, where exactly did I say i was a victim? Being a victim and being shafted are entirely different things.
You seem really personally angry about this. lol
@Marie Celeste, “we know we get shafted” and that’s not a statement of victimhood? Really? Either you don’t know what shafted means, or don’t know what victim means.
I’m not at all personally angry. I’m impressed with the gains made. Stop playing the victim card.
@big freedom, getting shafted is not being a victim. What's even funnier is I'm literally saying I'm not a victim and here you are, trying to say I called myself one and yet also trying to start a useless argument about it. You're weird. Go cry somewhere else about it.
@Marie Celeste, Oof, so that guy’s argument was a little rough. Instead of an argument I’ll make a request (assuming that you’re referring to western women, because if you mean globally then, ya women get shafted. However right now I’m operating under the assumption you mean western women). Check out a site called realsexism.com if it alters your perspective even a bit I’ll be happy, if not oh well. I won’t yell at you over it, and I’m having a nice day, so I’d prefer not to argue either. The wording of the site is a bit rude, so please try to look past the emotional language.
@DesignatedElfWhipper, yes I'm referring to globally. Surely my getting shafted by old religious people attempting to make it so they can legally tell me what to do with my body (which I find very wrong. We should have no one telling us what to do with our own bodies) in no way is equal to what women deal with globally. I'll check your website out.
What is still a problem in both western and eastern countries is child marriage. They're victims and this shouldn't be a thing in 2020. Or ever.
@Marie Celeste, I agree strongly with the child marriage stuff. That absolutely has no excuse not to have been cracked down on already. If you’re referring to abortion with the “telling me what to do with my body” then I also agree with that. In fact, them using their religion as an excuse to vote against a right is basically the opposite of religious freedom, it’s religion being foosted upon the general populace. That said, I’m a bit sensitive to the idea of women being an oppressed class, because I believe men also get absolutely screwed in western civilization, and in addition to that, where women’s rights generally get taken seriously, in most cases people who try to advocate men’s rights are actively vilified, and treated like misogynists.
@DesignatedElfWhipper, agree. I'm feminist but do not associate with today's toxic feminism on display today. Most feminists don't even agree with it. They're just another loud extremist minority on the internet, and the reason the majority of feminists don't associate with them is because they're also anti-trans and vicious towards men when that wasn't the idea.
Unfortunately MRA has been taken over by the other end of the spectrum that is just as bad as the toxic feminism. I hope the men who don't also subscribe to that can take it over and us realists in the middle can get things done.
@Marie Celeste, Wouldn’t that just be the dream? If extremists sat down and cooled their jets, and level-headed people talked things out and came to reasonable conclusions and middle grounds?
@DesignatedElfWhipper, we can only dream for now.
@Marie Celeste, "Get shafted" lmao isnt that your primary function, taking the shaft?
@JoeJoestar, I'm very very sad it took someone this long to get why I used "shafted". Hurrah to you!
@Marie Celeste, if someone is shafting you... they are taking advantage, no? Do you still not understand how that is claiming victimhood?
@big freedom, maybe she's referring to women taking the shaft. Oh yeah, I went there!
@Marie Celeste, u dumb cunt
@SeelenVerKaufer , you're only the second person to get it. This app is really going downhill. The humor is gone and now it's full of uncles that post Facebook memes.
@Soupmoose, that's Mrs. Dumb Cunt to you. Also funny how this app wont let me use sht but cunt is acceptable.
￼Learn to pronounce
a person harmed, injured, or killed as a result of a crime, accident, or other event or action.
￼Learn to pronounce
past tense: shafted; past participle: shafted
(of light) shine in beams.
"brilliant sunshine shafted through the skylight"
(of a man) have sexual intercourse with (a woman).
treat (someone) harshly or unfairly.
"I suppose she'll get a lawyer and I'll be shafted"
One doesn't become a victim simply for being shafted.
@Marie Celeste, victim: someone or something that is harmed by an unpleasant event.
Ffs this is quite possibly the stupidest argument ever. I can explain it to you, but I cannot understand it for you.
@big freedom, quite a stupid argument and yet you're the one that started it. So, yes, feel free to feel stupid for starting an argument over a word meant to be a joke.
Also, my definition is the correct one.
@Marie Celeste, is “a” correct definition. Aaaand the stupidest argument continues! Hurray!
@Marie Celeste, and my apologies for not getting the joke. Truce
And she took what a man in character said too seriously
I bet she is gonna turn protester for "free" college some day
She still slept with him
My man has nacho cheese flavoured gloves and collar
Congratulations on acquiring dept in a useless major.
Your friend is very pretty
@Tis but a scratch, but like she should try smiling more.