Apparently half of my school thinks I'm gay.
Because I wear sweatpants to school.
@Dan S Krieger, chances are, you might just be
@Dan S Krieger, sounds like a strong Indication of having the gay
@Dan S Krieger, story time. I'm a built, lumberjack looking theater guy with a full beard. I build sets, sing, dance, any and all of it. I love it. I've definitely picked up some mannerisms from some of my gay friends in Theater. With just that information people have been thinking I'm gay for years.
@I Am Captain Obvious, you DO sound like a bear.
@Dan S Krieger, touche
@I Am Captain Obvious, I guess I get where my classmates are coming from. I have a high voice and I'm kinda touchy-feely. So I get it.
@Dan S Krieger, ive got a deep voice, im just really nice and will compliment my friends clothes and hair and actually mean it haha. Almost all my friends are girls. I'm starting to see why people think im gay...
@Dan S Krieger, my friends cousin asked her if she was a lesbian at the last family reunion. His reasoning was "you've never had a boyfriend"
Shes not gay, shes just been single. Apparently that means she likes tacos
@PunnyBaker, see, I've been told that I'm either ambiguously gay or straight but creepy.
I think I kind of prefer the gay image to the creeper one.
@megamanx181x, luckily, I'm clean of the gay virus. Perfectly immune. You know why? Cause Pestilence and famine gave me the antidote!
@The Real Grim Reaper, death the ultimate cure
@megamanx181x, you're not gonna ask why we made it in the first place? Aight
@The Real Grim Reaper, enlighten me then
@megamanx181x, but, the cure is actually surprising. It's not death, but rather...memes. I'm not talking about normal memes, but memes that are powerful enough to purge THE GAY right out and help the person find a mate. It's truly majestic. However, it's only really powerful ones, and the last ancient power of memes has left already, going by the name of *looks at piece of paper* Papa Franku or Filthy Frank.
@megamanx181x, read my comment(s)
@The Real Grim Reaper, my god..
@PunnyBaker, I never got this idea that single = gay. Lesbian = I like taco, not I am single.
@PunnyBaker, I’ve been questioned if im gay before for the same reason. Never had a girlfriend really and not really looking for one so that must make me look gay..
@megamanx181x, also, the reason why we made was to cause you humans to die out due to lack of breeding and new humans being born.
@Dan S Krieger, hey I’m married to a smoking hot wife and people still call me gay!
How do you get 29% from two votes
@The Gay Gatsby, this man. asking the real questions
@The Gay Gatsby, there were likely 7 votes total, not shown here. 5 votes went to other answers and 2 to this one. 2/7~29%
Blue eyes definitely means your son is gay
@nemestrinus , shît! Don’t tell my dad... please.
@nemestrinus , I thought I was the only one that noticed that part hahaha
I diagnose you with the gay
You said he was gay right in your description. Right there. "Tenor". gay. It's ok though. For
We are men, and we like to sing! In big block chords and close harmony!
As a fellow tenor I too wonder if I am gay sometimes
I think if your ring finger is longer than your index finger you're more likely to be gay.
Something about hormones. It only works for guys though.
Also, the best test is to ask. Don't snoop on your kids life. If they think you should know they're gay, they'll tell you.
Somebody once thought I was gay because "you're dressed so nicely and act so polite." Excuse you, I was at my grandfather's remembrance service (which the person was a part of???).
The science checks out.
Best I heard was from a comedian years back: “Sing ‘Clang Clang Clang went the trolley...’. If they respond with ‘Ding ding ding went the bell..’, you found him”