WHAT IS THIS RELAXING YOU SPEAK OF
@CHRONICHYPERACTIVITY, THERE ARE ONLY THE WHISPERS OF MADNESS THAT GROW LOUDER IN THE SILENCE, DRIVING ME EVER CLOSER TO MY GOAL OF REUNITING WITH LORD CTHULU, MAY HIS PASSING CLEANSE OUR WORLD
@WickedStyx, “lady spaghetti monster and lord Cthulhu may I grace you tonight?”
@carguy25, wait a second the spaghetti monster is female? Imma smash
@WickedStyx, Flying Spaghetti Monster comes in all different forms
"I AM F*CKING CALM!"
A new study showed that dogs are smarter than cats.
Do what you will with this knowledge.
@Coozination, course they are. You ever met a dog which likes the Star Wars prequels?
@Coozination, well yes if based on words learned and tasks they are able to perform. So by human standards they are intelligent. In more real world scenarios like procuring food and shelter avoiding danger etc. I think cats have them beat.
I'm allergic to cats but have one at home and she's quite the cutie
Also I'm drunk and I've been put in charge of ordering 10 panties for $35 off Pink and I need help from an expert
Seriously someone help
@Abusive Breasts, why are you in charge of ordering 10 panties off of pink?
Doesn’t work if the cat has mixed catnip with meth...