The one that calls my Xbox a game boy
@Wolfbane, "How could you play your Nintendo at a time like this?!"
@Wolfbane, the one that says that video games give computers virus because you're playing with other people. Moms
@Wolfbane, "help! I deleted the internet!"
The front door because that's where I'm headed.
@GingerGold, id just head back to bed because im too damn high
@PVT Donut, the proper term is fabulous
I have lesbian parents...
@Spetsnaz , same
@Spetsnaz , I have two dads so...
You gotta ask yourself. What would Batman do?
@Gazereth, batman doesn't have parents.
@dirty wallnut, exactly.
I'd stay in my room regardless because internet.
Whichever one tells you to stop playing your Nintendo when you're owning fat nub lords on Xbox live
I'd catch the first nope train out of there
The kitchen i dont have an upstairs area in my house
BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Text mom where are you. she replies at the store
Obviously the kitchen...why would a women be out of the kitchen?
Whichever's closer. B!tch I ain't going back upstairs if I just came down.
I would crawl half way between the stairs and curl up into a ball
@Detonater12, me too probably
@Detonater12, okay Harry Potter
I'd believe myself because
Wait on the stairs
The one in the kitchen; my real mom would never be able to hear a call from the kitchen in her room.
"That mom is a spy"
I think I would wonder when I got stairs in my house.
Maybe the shrooms finally kicked it. Idk
What are you talking about. I didn't hear sh1t with these turtle beach headphones on.
The one in the kitchen. Women should never leave the kitchen.
@LordShadow, this is sexist, but it is funny
Clearly the kitchen one she's got food
I had a nightmare last night.
I was hungry. Looked I. The fridge. NOTHING.
The voice that sounds like my mum
Neither until I lock down the house and clear it. At which point I will have confirmed my mother and the other will be hogtied or full of holes
What if you have lesbian parents?
The one who's in the kitchen because the one in the bedroom could actually hear things without them being repeated 67 times.
Bedroom, because I know my mother very well. I guess I'd be screwed anyway since I live in the basement and my parents bedroom is on the top floor.
I'd turn around and right back into my room and pretend it never happened.
@Self Aware iPhone, *hears screams in the background getting louder and finally pounding at your bedroom door then a slight slicing sound and some liquid spattering on your door. Then she says she was just brushing her teeth*
@Murderin Mike, "brushing her teeth" was actually her "interacting" with "thing(s)"
The one in the kitchen cause my moms room is downstairs
Don't lissen the one mom who yelled from upstairs because what ever she yelled, mother shouln't be anywhere else than in kitchen at nights washing dishes