*fap fap fap... FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
@Michael Fassbender, and the Oscar for Best Comment goes to... I Shjt You Not! No, kidding. Michael Fassbender!
@Deanmon, read the wrong card?
@AulaniKhaleesi, ... actually I was making a reference to how many some movies make each year, like Gravity, Frozen, or this year, Mad Max Fury Road.
But that one works, too
@Michael Fassbender, sploosh
Jokes on you! IM GAY
@Zyroy, I wasn't before this pic! *jumping double high fives*
@Zyroy, jokes on you! Im human!...waiiit..
@Zyroy, but surely that man is not considered attractive by other men.
@TheAgent, hes what i would call a bear so chubby and hairy is very attractive.
@Zyroy, indeed. I'm moist now.
No seriously who's the chick? For reasons blah blah blah...
Now that's my fetish
Jokes on you, I'm a lesbian! Wait....
This makes me moist.
When you think you're about to get to second base with his daughter
I'll be honest. This is exactly what I expected
I'm not even kidding I have the biggest boner rn
Jokes on u I'm a man haha and u made out with me ha
What if...and stay with me on this...what if one day, stuck pixel surprised us with actual porn? Like just to be funny. How funny would that be? So funny right?
All jokes aside, these are the worst.
Ooh thats ni- A MILLION TIMES BETTER!
Continuity errors piss me off!
I was cringing the whole time, then I got a boner at the end. I don't even have a penis. Halp.
That was exciting all the way to the end. 😤
Was using bathroom now my hands are sticky
I can only get so erect!
THIS needs to be reversed!
Well that was disappointing
What I go to bed with vs. what I wake up with
It went from hot to hotter. Thumbs up
Welp this'll have to do!
Oh would you look at that. My watch is now fully charged
Oh ohh ohhh*sees the dude*OHHH YEAH!!!!
It'll still do..."shuts bathroom door".