*reads top* - *vomits*
*reads bottom* - *vomits twice*
Gam gam was a whore
@CR13SAFTURS3CKS, she got that beer recipe.
Guess granny's a lemon party star
I always thought it was weird that michelle Obama was at my grandmas house...
actually your grandma was probably ocd..this is what mine did
@Taquito Speedo, she peed on you
@Taquito Speedo, squirting isn't a real thing. Pornstars just get super hydrated to the point where their pee is clear. "Squirting" was invented by the porn industry. They try to pass it off as va-jay-jay fluid, but it's not. It's literally pee.
@Edwin VanCleef , fam
@Edwin VanCleef , ah
@Ilikethetinman, uhm I believe you'll need to conduct more experiments on the squirting theory
@Ilikethetinman, you have absolutely zero confidence on this squirting thing huh? Pee? Really?
@Ilikethetinman, sounds unlikely
@Ilikethetinman, actually a squirt is only about 60% urine
@Ilikethetinman, .....yeah, no. As a Human Phys. student, female ejaculation is a thing. The fluid usually does have pee, though.
@Nymphadora Tonks, but is it actually those half a litre of squirt they ejaculate?
@Ilikethetinman, i've made girls squirt. I guarantee you that they didn't drink a lot of water to do it. But I do concede to the fact that the fluid is technically pee.
@Ilikethetinman, squirting is pee without ammonia
The maker of this will be very disappointed when they find out what squirting really is...
She knew what she was walking into when she held up that sign for the first time. Done lie Michelle you dumbs kunt