That is a happy cow
@Petersquatch, that's a happy cow using a happy cow
@Madman in a Box, and happy cows come from California.
Oh my god yissss. *proceeds to squeeze nipples in an iron man outfit*
@P4nts, ref id=138136
@Strider1321, I thought of Filthy Frank.
I love my meat tender before I kill it
@eeveelutions24, hey!! Me too! What kind of lube do you use?
@what am I looking at, always do it dry
@eeveelutions24, damn it! I was gonna day this. You beat me to it! This one applauds you.
@what am I looking at, ASS-troglide
Look at that face
This is a get man farm where they make night milk which is organic melatonin enriched milk which is lovely I have tried it and gives a great night sleep after I watched a documentary on it where this was shown. I have an photographic memory with adhd woo
Aw, look, your mom is having so much fun
I bet she'll make some great cheese.
I can only be so erect
I wonder how this machine came to be.
Dave: "Let's make a cow massager thing."
CEO: "That's a terrible idea."
Dave: "But we're not working on anything else."
CEO: "Ugh, fine."
Took me way too long to see the cow.
Imagine a Line of cows waiting to do that
This feels good
*Family guy cow milking cutaway*
When bae starches your beard xD
How high is this cow?