That's the same thing
@Donald Trump, wha.... what...?
Fųck!ng hell man.
@Donald Trump, jeeeeeesuuuuus
@Donald Trump, you just made my night, #bestcomments
@Donald Trump, and Jared Kushner watches from inside the closet.
@Donald Trump, #bestcomments
@BearDaniels, ...dressed as aquaman
@Donald Trump, fvckin hell you got here before me
@Donald Trump, #bestcomments2017
*smashes the button almost as hard as my daughter*
Isn't one of those supposed to have a downside?
The fvck is wrong with you?
What if that's all it took to be the happiest man?
But you'll be happy doing it...
@Taco Del Taco, Unless you have to bang her first.
This is... a paradox
@nismo, this is a deep comment, from beginning to end, the implied increase in pitch, the questioning practically begging for acceptance by the audience. This is art.
@nismo, genetic sucide actually
Smash her until it matches my username
@Inverted Scrotum, I see your a man of culture as well
If you don't have one then maybe your future one comes so you can do it
@ivyofthepoisonkind, you didn't comment liar
Happy because she didn't tell anyone like a good girl
It's all the same wetness if you're pitching
*waits for ban*
Does your best friend's daughter count?
@Robin the Tactician, she calls me daddy alrighty
Just fvck her while she's a baby so she won't remember it.
@Weird Porn Stash, that's worse than stealing it
If you don't have a daughter can you still push the button? I'm abstinent so I won't ever have one either.
@stigmaoftherose, how do you know if someone is abstinent. Don't worry, they'll tell you.
@stigmaoftherose, no because youll never have sex.
@stigmaoftherose, no, because abstinent people can't be the happiest either
@Vsauce, is that somehow any different than saying I was gay and can't have kids? Acting like abstinence is a vegan thing, I only ever point it out when people mention me having sex I just jumped the gun here before people say you may have a daughter one day.
*at top of lungs* WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAAAAA!
Don't have kids! SCORE!
What if I never have a daughter?
You don't need to take your daughters verginitie if you don't have any
Meh. I'm already the happiest man on earth... no need to do that.
*smashes button* "it's for my future"
Damn internet kids
Who's sharing this...?
But I don't have one. *furiously presses the button*
I wouldn't share that either
What does being the happiest man even do, you dont get anything and you have to fvck your daughter
@Mendicant Bias, get to*
Will taking her virginity make me the happiest man in the world??