Always greet the kids
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, we know you treat the kids nicely, you sick bastärd
@“Vegetable” Soup, gross. Don’t be a weirdo
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, sorry that was a bit much
@“Vegetable” Soup, it’s ok. Just reel it back in.
I’m talking about that kid that escaping
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, here let me help. I jumped to conclusions and tarnished your name
Social interaction is overrated anyways
When I see a nurse I say...
@CrazyRightWinger, Oooooh, matron!
The only acceptable greeting for a cow is moo.
So does anyone else try to pet every dog that comes your way when you’re out and about?
Actually when I see a chicken I say hello israel