Rick and Morty memes
"come on Kiiiiiiim! You gotta fund the missile"
"Yeah I know!"
"And don't forget to feed your scientists!"
"Well which is it? Fund the missile or feed the scientists!?"
"...well.. it's both"
@Dr Mechanoid, I just shed a tear. That was beautiful.
@Dr Mechanoid, but most importantly...you gotta relaxx
Did you tell Kim to keep his shoulders square?
@AshFlexem, and his head down?
@TheUterus, oooooooh, he's tryin'!
If Kim uses a Meeseeks to help him with his missiles, they'll live longer than Jerry's did.
US looking at NK, pointing to SK like:
"He roped me into this!"
He does realise that if. A missle hit the US his entire country will be obliterated right?
@LordofBagels, apparently not, because he keeps poking the international community with a sharp stick
@Honaw Fierceclaw, Kim is not a smart man.
@LordofBagels, you realize that he doesn't actually have a plan to nuke the US right? He's saying he has nukes to prevent the US from toppling the regime. Everyone saying "well we will obliterate them right after" even if they don't have nukes nk could kill 10million+ within an hour using v
conventional artillery so escalating this is getting really sketchy
@razyem, South Korea wouldn't just sit still if the North shelled them.
@TR8R, course not but it doesn't matter how fast they mobilise if north Korea starts shelling Seoul they could kill millions within minutes. It's an extremely dense city susceptible to and within range of artillery mass evacuation takes days half the city could be dust before then unless they somehow managed to push into the north far enough that they aren't in artillery range but that could take months. That's why the us hasn't attacked Korea again. Even if they win it's a pyhric victory
We won't be laughing when they actually get close.
@owanobi, They give us one excuse and they no longer exist.
@Barry Dylan, very true
@owanobi, also to be fair if they landed a missle off the coast of CA (which many say they have the capacity to do) then that's basically a declaration of war at that point.
@Policeiu, then we wipe them out, then Putin has an excuse to declare war on the USA. And the USA decimating any country could lead the rest of the world to see the USA as a violent, warmongering country. Unfortunately, it's not just Kim Jong Un that is the threat. It's the USA reaction as well. And I live on the west coast and I'm scared af.
@shnickelfritz, pretty sure Putin and all the other world leaders are just as annoyed by North Korea as we are. Plus, if North Korea is the one who provokes the attack, it's unlikely any world power will come to their aid. Military spending is one of the few things the US is still number one in, and everyone knows it.
@Barry Dylan, Our navy has blue balls and needs to fire the cannons.
@shnickelfritz, then there's us in the uk, quite literally sat drinking tea watching all this happen xD btw your tea in America sucks, nothing like it is here
@shnickelfritz, not really. With our defense systems and ability to see when a rocket fires, we would have ample time to destroy the rocket before it reached us (the west coast). I'm in the Bay Area, prolly one of two targets, other one being LA, and I'm not even remotely worried we would be attacked.. we're too powerful for him to take on.
And he's getting better....
If you guys haven't seen it, the YouTube video explaining how a single B-52 could obliterate all of North Korea is very interesting (and tbh kinda funny)
If he succeeds in a missile launch further than 40 feet, you can bet the US will give NK a taste of Iraq democracy