"Did I step in shjt? Yep, that's shjt."
This paw... I must never move it! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!
Wow doesn't even give it a little shake, what a pvssy
What I do when the ugliest girl at the bar gives me her number.
My reaction when I deliver a pizza to someone and they give me exact change.
Your reaction when you're walking down the street and someone gives you a bible.
Critically important... is that like... advanced darkness?
That cat looks like it found Jesus, and can't put Jesus down
@Demon Dean, that's deep bro