Well.. did you?
@YellowShyGuy, *whispers* she did
@YellowShyGuy, "what's special? Take you in the back and suck your djck?"
"I'd go over twelve percent for that."
@ThreePlusFour, You have no idea how much I love you for what you just said.
@ThreePlusFour, that could warrant 15-16%
@YellowShyGuy, literally my first thought.
@YellowShyGuy, we all need to know right
I used to be a waiter and I always wanted to try saying that to a hot girl. Too bad Applebee's only serves Elderly people.
@MetalHeadTony, grandma need loving too, buddy
@MetalHeadTony, yeah, get on that cougar meat
@DarkSock, I hook up with one grandma and next thing you know I'm with grandpa. That's a whole situation I'm trying to avoid
@DarkSock, what happened to your grandma's tits?
@Taquito Speedo, I'll pork her meat until this comment doesn't make me cringe. And there goes my appetite for a late night snack
@Prof Peeps, he said a few days ago that he hasnt been as frequent but might come back after school ends or for his birthday (which is a day he never told me)
@MetalHeadTony, I hooked up one time with a hot granny… Her teeth were like stars - they came out at night
She then collapsed from the burning fever, prompting the waiter to call an ambulance
You should *Takes off glasses* serve him your pussy. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!
@Conman33, it didn't say he was Asian though...
Suck his dick.
If a waitress did that to me I probably would just think she messed up and didnt mean to say too
SCREAM.... That's what you should do
Reminds me of a Let's Play of GTA5. A guy said "ah this guy just told me to suck a dick." Then the guy he was playing with said "he did? Will you?" It makes me laugh every time.
Well they're not wrong