Awww we love you ladies
Me: Do you like CD's or Tapes?
Her (option A): CDs. Why?
Me: Cuz you're going to CDs nutz!
Her (option B): Tapes. Why?
Me: Cuz I'm going to tape deez nutz to your face!
@fvck me sideways, your username is very fitting to your comment my good sir.
@fvck me sideways, (option C) I can tape my dick to your forehead so you can C Deez nuts
"My entire household operates by the grace of my wiener. I can sustain your household, too."
@I shjt you not, *runs the air conditioner all night long*
So, were there a lot of house fires in 1995?
@ragnellalondite, josh made a lot of mix tapes
@ragnellalondite, no I didn't release mine till 96'
2030: heres my dick. I cut it off for you
@Ihatepuns, okay Van Gogh
2025: Here's an Oculus video of a unicorn running inside of my urethra.
I made you this meme
Better than a goatse...
If you dont know what that is, do not look it up, it cannot be unseen.
My dix-mix is pure fire
Send her a picture of your Richard
I still make mix CD's.