Drinking and cooking: it affects everyone
Instructions not clear ; passed out with dick inside the turkey.
@Holdn Mahgroin, I see nothing wrong with this outcome
@Holdn Mahgroin, isn't that one of the instructions? *takes another swig of wine*
@Koishii, Yeah there is nothing wrong until you forget about the turkey and the next day your family is eating it asking about the "white gravy" inside of it.
@Holdn Mahgroin, you mean instructions very clear
@Holdn Mahgroin, Everything is someone's fetish.
@Holdn Mahgroin, dude I'm having the same problem, I think I misinterpreted the stuffing
@Holdn Mahgroin, dosnt matter, had sex
@Holdn Mahgroin, dam it you just made me laugh in the quiet room of the library!
Step 18: ?? Step 19: Profit
@Pink Jessieman, time to go to work, work all day, yum dum dilly dum day!
@Pink Jessieman, I see what you did there ;)
@Pink Jessieman, underpants!!
@Pink Jessieman, profit. Bitch.
I just died
@Mormon Jesus, I had to put my phone down to wipe the tears out of my eyes!
I had trouble to read so much I laughed XD
This will be an excellent way to explain why I can't do thanksgiving next year
Sounds like My Drunk Kitchen.
Sounds like the lyrics to a lonely island song
How does this not have a 1000+ upvotes
Funniest picture in a long time..I actually fell off my bed
My first submission ever got posted... Witchery!
Truly lol'd at this. So loud I'm rather sure my roommates heard me.
I literally cited reading this.
"'Turk the bastey"
Instructions not clear enough: fell down a staircase while drunk on wine with a turkey and an easy-bake oven.
Dat username, the dlc gave me a huge mindf*ck
Best Christmas dinner ever!!!