*walks over to help her up*
"Well now. I didn't know Heaven was sending angels down to Earth."
And then I wake up because nothing can be that perfect.
@NAT, "I have a boyfriend"
@basrrf, "he's an ark angel"
@NAT, juuust like Satan
@NAT, eek! Did you touch me?
@basrrf, to be fair that's a perfectly good time to say that as it's clearly flirting
Ya know, don't help her or anything.
@Not him again, of course not. Internet comedy has no need for niceties.
@Not him again, who says they did not?
@CynicalSir, maybe they did. But if I actually witnessed someone fall like that, my first instinct would be to help them, not take a picture. I once pulled a woman out of a 3 car wreck who wanted me to go in after her infant son in the back seat and had to calm her down until proper EMT's got there. I made sure he was alive and responding to touch and sound. People that post videos of other people getting hurt and do nothing are cowards.
You must be an angel who fell from heaven, `cause you have 6 broken ribs and and a shattered tailbone
Is she... dead?
@Tiny Zemouregal, *ded
Dear diary... jackpot! Gigdi
"Are you okay????"
"I have a boyfriend"
Cuz im FRREEEEEEE FREEEEE FALLLINN'
"Did it hurt?... when you fell from the ceiling"
Didn't read Ned's declassified SC school survival guide
You decided to take a picture instead of helper? Real smooth dude
@Alpha Warrior, taking photos/ video can be important as it helps document the event. This guy probably took the photo then helped her
@HeroOfFunnypics, what's to document? You think anyone would make this up?
@Oujosh29, people have made up a plethora of genders to get attention. So yeah i do
Me: *while walking by* "One of those days huh?"
Her: "Kinda, yeah."
I... I really do not know what to say to this one...
The Breakfast Club in reality
God: (*drops girl ) DAM IT NOT AGAIN.
Ooh the ceiling collapsed... Quick, take a picture while I go lay on the debris
"Oooh, what a feeling! When you're falling through the ceiling!"
"As foretold by Lionel Richie."
"Damn straight it was!"
Prayer has been answered.
@mssj7000, and the angel that answered was thrown from Heaven and died apparently. Sorry luv.
Ca.. can i erm.. stick my djck in her ?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, darling? ;)
Gallant helps the girl. Goofus takes a picture and posts it on the internet.
She was going after Hans Gruber
Girls mind:what is the meaning of mystery meat fridays? What is the mystery? It's meat, and why is it on Friday? Friday is like the best day for pizza. Pizza is good mmmmmnnnnn pepperoni...